ALITALIA   Aircraft Landed In Tokyo, All Luggage In Anchorage
ALITALIA   Airplane Landed In Toronto And Luggage In Atlanta
ALITALIA   Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Australia
ALITALIA   Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
BOEING     Bits Of Engine In Numerous Gardens
CAAC       China's Airlines Always Cancel
DAN AIR    Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
DELTA      Don't Even Leave The Airport
DELTA      Don't Ever Leave The Aircraft (in flight)
EL AL      Every Landing Always Late
KLM        Koop Lockheed Majesteit
LOT        Lots Of Trouble
LUFTHANSA  Let Us Fuck The Hostesses And Never See-you Again
LUFTHANSA  Let Us Fuck The Hostess And Not Say Anything
LUFTHANSA  Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Steward Available 
LUFTHANSA  Let Us Fuck Tonight Honey And Never See Again
OLYMPIC    Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PANAM      Piss Artists Nearly to A Man
QANTAS     Quarrelsome And Nasty Typical Australian Service
QANTAS     Queer And Nasty, Try Another Service.
QANTAS     Queers And Nymphomaniacs Travelling As Stewards
QANTAS     Queers And Nymphomaniacs Take All Seats
QANTAS     Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors ?
SABENA     Sauf Accident, Bien Entendu, Nous Arrivons
SABENA     Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
SABENA     Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again !
SAS        Sex After Service
SAS        Sex And Service
TWA        Take the Waitress Away
TWA        Time Waste Airlines
TWA        Try Walking Across
TWA        Two Weeks After
USAir      Unfortunately Still Allegheny in reality
USAir      Useless Air

BMW        Black Man's Wheels
BMW        Big Money Waster
BMW        Born Mighty Wealthy
BMW        Break My Windows
DODGE      Drips Old Dirt & Grease Everywhere
BUICK      Big Ugly Import Car Killer
HONDA      Helping Out Nips Dominating America
FIAT       Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation.
FIAT       Fix It Again Tony!
MAZDA      Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
OLDS       Old Ladies Driving Slowly
PONTIAC    Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.
SAAB       Sweedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
SAAB       Some Accessory Always Broken
SABENA     Such A Bloody Experience! Never Again!
TOYOTA     Too Often Yanks Overrate This Automobile

FART       Fast Action Response Team
RISC       Reduced Into Silly Code
MIPS       Meanless Indication of Processor Speed
ISDN       I Smell Dollars Now
ISDN       Innovations Subscribers Don`t Need
ISDN       I Still Don`t kNow

AIDS       Anally Injected Death Sentence
AIDS       Americans In Deep Shit

MAC        Maybe A Computer
MAC        Masquerading As a Computer
MAC        Moronic Asinine Crap
MAC        My Allowance Consumed
MAC        Money Always Counts
MAC        Mother's Artificial Charms
MAC        Mickey's Alternative Computer
MAC        Mindlessness Applauded & Celebrated
MAC        Much Advertised Crap
MAC        Masochist's Automatic Calculator
MAC        Merely A Chimera
MAC        Makes All Cynical

MACINTOSH  Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT  Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only 
                Fools Teenagers
AMIGA      Another Motorola Idiot GAdget

IBM        I Blame Microsoft.
IBM        I Buy Macintosh
IBM        I'll Buy Macintosh
IBM        I've Been Mislead
IBM        I've Been Moved
IBM        I've Been Mugged
IBM        Incontinent Bowel Movement
IBM        Identical Blue Men
IBM        Idiotic Bit Masher
IBM        Idiots Become Managers
IBM        Idiots Built Me
IBM        Ignorant Buttfucking Morons
IBM        Incompatible Business Machines
IBM        Incredibly Boring Machine
IBM        Inferior, But Marketable
IBM        Infernal Bloody Monopoly
IBM        Institute of Black Magic
IBM        Intercourse Beats Masturbation
IBM        Internal Beaurocratic Mess
IBM        International Brotherhood of Magicians
IBM        Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches
IBM        It'll Be Messy
IBM        It's Backwards, Man
IBM        It's Being Mended.
IBM        It's Better Manually
IBM        Itty Bitty Machines
IBM        Itty Bitty Morons
IBM        Immense Bowel Movement
IBM        It Barely Moves
IBM        I Buy Mainframes

NASA       Need Another Seven Astronauts.
NASA       Need Another Shuttle Also

WACO       We Ain`t Coming Out
WACO       We`re All Christ Offspring
WACO       We Are Completely Outre'  
WACO       We Are Christ's Outpost
WACO       We Are Clinical Outpatients