Haru was booted after 'Jesse tried to understand' Caleb reawakens. Keri snores at Allen's feet. Caleb patpats Allen. "Your genius simply requires a different math for people to understand it. You should go contemplate this. I know an *excellent* place in New Jersey- got *great* psychodynamics- you'll love it. Very inspiring. Caleb gives Keri socks, then steals them. Allen looks at Caleb with a moderate amount of suspicion. "...what place would this be?" Caleb says "El Ai's Mixatronic Club." Caleb says "You'll love it." Caleb says "You can *hear* the numbers, man." Allen goes -_- at the name. .oO(El Ai indeed. Genius Archangel save me.) Ryukage hee! Caleb looks innocent, and cute, for Keri and Haru and Arcangel's benefits. Allen says "Is this little girl yours?" He gestures at Keri. Caleb says "She's a friend, yeah." Allen says "Good. Do you mind keeping an eye on her while I check some time sensitive material?" Caleb ponders. "Will you go to the club?" Allen says "If I can find time amid my very important studies." Caleb says "Good. I'll hold you to that." Caleb picks up Keri and slings her over one shoulder. Allen flees! Ryukage darn, no more Allen? *big eyes* ^^ Allen is not hanging around with Malakim! Ryukage says "But...but...they're /nice/ Malakim! They cuddlepiled the Balseraph of the Media! *nodnod* ^_^" No messages match that criterion (all). Allen O_os. Ryukage wows, Liriel/Malakite cuddlepile disconnected Haru? ^^ Ryukage nods at Allen! ^_^ Haru is connected... Ryukage says "Partial disconnect. ^^" You say "Ahh." MasonK feels for Allen. Keri wakes up, over a shoulder. Allen packs his bag full of Techtoys! Arrgh! His lab has a MALAKITE INFESTATION! Ryukage gives Allen the Malakite Repellant? Allen goes OO. He could improve on it! Ryukage .oO(Wait - in DGC, that was Malakite-/Magnet/-spray... ...^^) You say "I think we also came up with AntiMalakiteRays. And Malakite Attraction Dust." Ryukage says "Oo, right. ^^" You say "The lilim get the latter, the Balseraphs get the former." Ryukage .oO(One was 1/2 off to Bals, one was 1/2 off to Lil...yes. ^_^) Allen tinkers with the AntiMalakiteRay! MasonK says "Sadly, the Malakite Repellant looks exactly like the Malakite Attraction Dust." Allen .oO(Those fools! They laughed at my theories! If only they KNEW!) Keri wubba. Haru blinks. Ryukage blink at Keri. "You wha?" MasonK says "Night here too, Ryu!" Keri is slightly incoherent. Haru snugs incoherantKeri. Ryukage grins at Mason, snicks at Keri, and hugs and waves to people. "G'night." ^_^ Ryukage has disconnected. Keri has just realized that she will probably be the Malakite second-most-likely to get a Body by Lust. Haru blinks and LAUGHS! Allen goes Ooo. Then no! Malakite! Must pack bag and flee! Caleb scritchies Keri and nosebleeds, falling over. Keri says "Gee, Andre, I'd really like one of your specials, but could you customize it? I need it school age, preferably under 14." MasonK elipses. "...." Haru laughs! Oh my GOD. Keri thinks Andre would approve. You say "He WOULD." Andrekitty WAILS, having been left on Kath's door in a box for over a DAY now! MasonK says "Poor kitty...." Keri patpats Andrekitty's box. "There, there. As soon someone want to play Kath, we'll get you out." Andrekitty cries. Caleb remains unconscious. Keri dresses Caleb up in a Kath suit. Andrekitty scratches at the box and makes needy noises. <> Haru says "I love that line for all the wrong reasons." Keri splashes Caleb with cold water. Caleb acks and rapidly divests himself of Kathwear. Keri drats. He's got more Eth forces than I thought. Caleb says "Why in the world do you want to dress me up like a girl?" Caleb says "I'm not in the least bit bishie, or interested in boys." Andrekitty meows again. Keri says "Caleb, could you go over to Kath's and accept a delivery for her? She's expecting a real live kitty, and the poor thing needs to be let out of its box and fed." Keri is interested in girls, though. Haru is too! You say "Of course, girls with beards and fuzzy legs and other bits are scary." You say "...for many reasons." Caleb auwwws. Caleb sniffs at Keri. "You've been just toying with me, then?" Keri says "Nope. I'm interested in guys too. Okay, the dressing you up was toying with you though." Andrekitty rocks in the box, trying to find an opening! Caleb thhbbbts at Keri. Caleb says "For future reference, respect to my masculinity is preferred when I'm nosebleeding as a compliment to your appearance. ;)" You say "Girls love guys in dresses, though!" Keri admires Caleb's masculinity. Happy? You say "Just for your future information. ^_~" Caleb says "I think that's one tactic I won't try, Haru-san, other than a kilt." Caleb yays, and thanks Keri profusely. ;) You say "You know, I know you're thinking taffeta, but slinky dresses go over far better." Keri is Scottish IRL. Haru cheers the Scots. ^^ Samingadeadkitty anticipates Andrekitty joining the ranks of the dead, when he starves to death all because Caleb wouldn't let him out! Andrekitty curls up in the bottom of the box and makes little sad noises. Caleb says "Sorry. Again. Not my thing." Caleb was an amazing disappointment at UCSC. At a place where the GLBT center was bigger than some of the computer labs, he was (1) straight (2) not interested in being a transvestite (he tended to wear jeans, a t-shirt, and a beige trenchcoat to rocky) and (3) Shy. Andrekitty mew. Mew. Prrbt. Mew. Prrrr...t. Poor lonely Andrekitty. Come on, Caleb. Open the box. MasonK sighs. Fine. I'll do it. I'll rescue the nice Demon Prince. Keri cheers MasonK! Andrekitty perks up! :D Mew! Prbt! Mew! Caleb is immune to the blandishments of Demons! Caleb says "Especially... lust..." Caleb snugglifies Haru and Keri. "Anyway. :)" Haru snugs! ^^ MasonK says "But do I *have* to wear a dress?" Keri snuggles Haru! You say "No, Mason. YOu don't have to wear a dress. I think Keri just wanted Caleb to be mistaken for Andre's lover by Andrekitty." Haru snuggles Keri. ^^ Caleb pouts at Keri? Keri nods. Yup, that was the plan. MasonK phews. I don't have the legs for a dress. Haru figured, Keri. ^^ Keri snuggles Caleb, but uses the snuggle as an excuse to grope him. MasonK goes to take delivery of the cuddly Demon Prince. You say "See, Caleb, your mistake was mentioning that girls love to make you blush." Caleb blush eEeee. Caleb is honest! Andrekitty paws at the box! Keri nibbles earlobe. Wonder whose? Haru eeefaint. You say "Oh, wait, it was Caleb's! I'm okay!" Keri giggles. Silly Haru. Haru ^^ Caleb's earlobe is nibbled? Oh... oooh. Oh dear. *thud, nosebleeding over floor* Keri fans poor Caleb. Is he conscious? You say "I think he's dead." Caleb is out like a light again. You say "Looks like his brain exploded." MasonK picks up the kitty box and returns. Andrekitty purrs, feeling the box moving! <> Haru says "loves lines like that. I just... yes." <> Caleb says "Like what?" <> Keri says "You don't want to know." You say "Don't you worry about it, Caleb. Don't you worry about it." Caleb mwah? Caleb *whine*. He can fight demons to standstills, conquer hordes of hellsworn... but his own side is allied against him! ;.; Haru isn't allied against Caleb! If she were, she would have EXPLAINED the line! Caleb O_O Caleb hushes. Keri needs RL sleep soon. Haru does too. She works tomorrow. Caleb hugs you both and sighs. he'll be all lonely! ;.; Caleb^_- Keri waves goodnight, and goes to bed with Haru? Haru will be back after work to torment Caleb some more. No worries! Haru blushes! Eeefaint. Caleb ohdears. :) Keri has disconnected. Haru giggles. MasonK opens up the box! Andrekitty bounds out and onto MasonK's shoulders! He purrs and snuggles, tumbling over himself for the joy of FREEDOM! Caleb signs Andre up for Shangri-La, then. :) Andrekitty purrs. =^^= MasonK scritches Andrekitty. Andrekitty purrs louder, rubbing his face against MasonK's hand. MasonK says "Is there any catfood around?" Andrekitty mews hopefully! MasonK searches the nutshell for catfood. And kitty litter. Andrekitty doesn't need to actually eat, but it's luxury, and he's all for that. He rides MasonK's shoulder. MasonK scritches him absently as he searches. "Hmm. Guess we'll have to make do with this can of tuna for tonight." Andrekitty purrs loudly. =^^= MasonK opens the tuna and sets it on the table for the cuddly Demon Prince. Andrekitty hops on the table, rubs up against Mason in thanks, then goes to eat, dainty. MasonK sighs. Demon Princes are so high-maintenance. Andrekitty munchmunch. Mmm. He LOVES tuna!