fade snrk. "Leo doesn't /try/ to madden angels! If they get mad, they stab him. If they go mad, they...uh...stab him."

arcangel says, "Stabs all 'round!"

fade says, "'Irritate' is a carefully chosen approach to harassing angels as much as possible without falling into the Murder Zone."

fade says, "Most angels have a very large Murder Zone, with slippery edges. Best to stay well away."

arcangel says, "Flowers!"

fade says, "Very small and well-fenced Murder Zones! Leo approves of that aspect."

arcangel says, "With attractive landscaping!"

fade says, "You have to prefer a Murder Zone with a well-trimmed hedge around it."

fade says, "Yes!"

arcangel hi5s!

Pyrephox says, "Stone's probably good about that, too. It's a /fierce/ Murder Zone, but there are very clear signs and barbed wire around it."

arcangel says, "War, on the other hand, has this... kind of lack of boundaries to their Murder Zone."

Pyrephox says, "Very laaaarge Murder Zone, and prone to expanding without notice. And it clings."

Unni laughs!

arcangel giggles a great deal.

fade | Sean fills his Murder Zone with informative signs saying things like "You are now: sixteen feet inside the Murder Zone. Bet you can't make it back to the edge before I catch you!"

arcangel says, "Meanwhile, Animals... Those have Murder Zones like ant-lions. You're walking along and BAM!"

arcangel giggles so much.

Pyrephox giggles.

fade says, "Traders have a Murder Zone with signs, too. They're posted right at the edge with the rules for entry."

Pyrephox says, "Luke ...yes, exactly. :D"

You say, "Revelation, too! Not just signs, they have braille and sound, too. Just in case!"

arcangel says, "Creation? I'm envisioning something with comfy chairs and tea."

fade says, "It looks oddly like the Judgment Murder Zone in that regard, except that Judgment's is much bigger, and its signs are big and flashing instead of covered in fine print."

fade [to arcangel]: I think Creation's murder zone is full of yo-yos.

fade [to arcangel]: Or maybe that's just Kai's.

arcangel says, "That too."

Unni dies. XD

arcangel hopes that someday Leo gets to explain the Murder Zone theory to someone. Anyone.

Pyrephox says, "Creation's Murder Zone, to me, is pretty chaotic. You /never know/ what you're going to get. Tiny? Huge? Lots of signs? SUDDEN MURDER?"

arcangel [to Pyrephox]: Yes!

Pyrephox says, "You just know that if you stumble into it, it will probably be rather humiliating."

fade says, "Destiny's Murder Zone has a counselor posted several feet away from the edge, who will ask if you're really sure you want to keep walking that way. The boundary's a little indistinct, but the counselor will ask a few more times, and suggest reading an informative pamphlet on how to avoid Murder Zones, before you cross."

arcangel cracks up.

fade says, "I'm not sure what the Sword's Murder Zone is like beyond 'pointy'."

arcangel says, "Dreams' Murder Zone is a line. Drawn in the sand."

Pyrephox says, "Sword's Murder Zone is large, and there will be /one/ sign right before you trip into it."

arcangel says, "Also, it will be sticky. --> Hunt."

Unni nods!

Pyrephox shudders. "Yes."

fade says, "Lightning's Murder Zone is currently in beta, and thus prone to shifting without warning, but they suggest staying a good safe distance just to be sure. There's a FAQ explaining minimum and maximum range."

arcangel <3

fade says, "Wind's Murder Zone is...it was just here a minute ago, where did OH GOD IT IS ON TOP OF YOU."

arcangel says, "YES."

Unni HEE!

arcangel says, "Wind's Murder Zone is like Sharknados."

fade says, "Fire's Murder Zone is spreading. People are kinda worried, and not sure when it'll run out of fuel."

Pyrephox laughs!

Pyrephox says, "Also, note to self: never, ever allow a Creationer and Windie to sit down and watch Sharknado."

Pyrephox says, "(At least, not if you don't want a VERY UNHAPPY Jordi the next day.)"

fade | Kai shuffles his feet awkwardly, looks at the ground. "Look, Niele, I really /do/ respect all of God's creatures, but...there was a demon, and the shark was just /handy/, okay? I put it back afterward!"

arcangel giggles so, so, so much.

arcangel hopes someone is quotefiling this. Please.

Pyrephox says, "...although, if you got a Kyriotate of Animals involved, then the sharks would be a lot more useful..."

<> arcangel says "KYRIONADO!"

fade [to Pyrephox]: Maybe this is what happens when Wind and Animals Kyrios play together.