Cythraul points at the adventures seed about finding Jesus's 'missing bits'. Ryukage /snrk/! Sirea o.o Caleb hides in his sock again. Cythraul giggles. Liriel ponders Saints and miracles in legends. "I think the stories where they dig up a Saint from his or her grave and find that the body's still perfect.. That's gotta be Vessels they're finding!" Sirea nods! Sirea says "Kept fresh for your convinience :D" You say "Like St. Sunniva and St. Olav here." Sirea eyes Haagenti. Snacks for later? Liriel giggles! Haagenti looks shifty. Sirea says "Your dead in Keri's game, so hah." Caleb says "Someone whack his nose with the rolled up newspaper of indigestion?" Haagenti sulks! Sirea boots Haagenti's 'sploded corpse, just cause she can. Sirea says "That must have been meeeeeeessy...." Haagenti is alive in THIS game, though. *CHOMP* Sirea yays for Caleb :D Sirea eeeks! And hides. Stupid Calabite -_- Liriel whee! Pratchett rules! Samipop has arrived. Cythraul dropped Samipop. Caleb hi-sock-5's Liri. :) Sirea eyes Cyth -.o Haagenti nibbles Sirea. Samipop reflects that this vessel is less functional than the rest. Caleb O_O Ryukage .../snrk/! Sirea eeees Sirea doesn't wanna be nibbled ;-; baps Haagneti! Caleb hides behind Keri again. Stone wall. He'll be safe. Keri snuggles Caleb. "Safe from whom, Caleb?" Caleb says "Everyone but you, probably, and now I'm protected by the MalaSock!" Caleb cuddles happily. Sirea yawns. Boots Haagenti some more. The /dead/ one! IT'S A MIRACLE! Dead Haagenti is no longer DEAD! HE has risen from the GRAVY! Sirea >____< Ryukage ...whaps godvoice. ^^ God sulks. Though that was pretty Funny. Caleb loves God! Caleb hugs God's toe! *cling* Ryukage did not whap God! Whapped Metatron! ^^ Mmmm! Huggly malakite! Good to be loved. Metatron grumps and wanders off to get a drink. Ryukage awws. ^^ ------------ Celeste thought about angel chocolate. Or maybe whatever the refined Lightning equivalent is.... <> arcangel says "tweaks OOCs. O:>" <> Fou-Lu says "Not all the DI in the Symphony would cause her to smile ;-;" <> Betharan giggles. Maybe not /yet/, but! ^^ <> arcangel says "Or not... Hee." <> Liriel suggests Angel Mints? <> Hiram suggests Angel Humbugs? At your table, Fou-Lu says "Madness indeed. I love you all. Have my children. Please." <> Liriel .oO( I'm rather particular to Sin Sherbets muself... ) At your table, Harukami says "Oh yes! Oh YES! Sirea, Yes! *spins her around*" At your table, Fou-Lu spins around cheerfully! ^_^ At your table, Liriel covers her eyes primly, while trusting her hidden camera to get the juicy stuff. At your table, Fou-Lu yoinks Liriel into the mix. Your contributing to the making of babies too! At your table, Harukami says "Hee hee. You said Juicy. ^^" At your table, Liriel eeps and is yoinked! At your table, Liriel tries to maintain her classy primness! At your table, Fou-Lu snugs you all ^_^ At your table, Harukami molest0rs Liriel. Whee! At your table, Fou-Lu molests! But lovingly! :D At your table, Liriel wonders what the babies will be likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! At your table, Harukami goes to get food. Babymaking's hungry work. At your table, Liriel bites Haru! At your table, Harukami eeks! At your table, Harukami bites back. And nibbles. At your table, Liriel ow!! O...oooohmmmm... At your table, Fou-Lu squeees! At your table, Liriel tickles Fou-Lu with her tail in extremely Grigor places. At your table, Fou-Lu eeees! Likes the tickling in Grigor places! :D At your table, Fou-Lu says "Oh my God o.o" At your table, Fou-Lu says "I just had a sick idea." At your table, Hiram is trying to type up letter from Hiram to Hannah, but can't think of what to type... At your table, Liriel figures Fou-Lu should be conducting the whole babymaking thing, on account of him being an expert. What with being Grigor and all... At your table, Fou-Lu is a baby-making /expert/ :D but what would Dominic think?! o.o; At your table, Fou-Lu says "My loins! They've become impure! It was fun! Ahhhhh!" At your table, Harukami reads back and dies, giggling at Fou-Lu's impure loins. At your table, Liriel snugs. At your table, Fou-Lu eyes his loins. They turned on him! Humph. Oh well *snogs* At your table, Harukami giggles. 'Turned on him'. At your table, Chadril snogs Fou-Lu happily. At your table, Liriel ogles Chadril and asks if he wants to contribute to the babymaking? At your table, Chadril thinks that's COOL! Okay! *orgies* At your table, Fou-Lu watches his loins snog Chadril back. No no no! Heresy! Bad! That feels goood... no! Heresy! Ahh! At your table, Liriel convinces Fou-Lu that his loins are right. Besides! We're all celestials here, not human. :) At your table, Liriel ;;;) At your table, Chadril agrees with Liriel. It's not heresy if you're all consenting Celestials and doing it for good affectionate reasons! At your table, Fou-Lu eeeeees. At your table, Liriel slithers around Chad and Fou-Lu, making them feel goood. It should feel goood to make babies! At your table, Fou-Lu squees and cuddles. Dominic can kiss his Grigori behind! At your table, Liriel loves mad Harukami and gives her some tail! At your table, Fou-Lu laughs! XD At your table, Fou-Lu looks down. He is a Giant. You know what they say about Giants... At your table, Harukami eees, squirming. OoooOoooo... At your table, Fou-Lu wants some tail! :D At your table, Chadril doesn't have tail, but applies a ring here, here, and HERE... At your table, Fou-Lu ooooos! That's different! At your table, Harukami goes to check food again. ^^ At your table, Fou-Lu fcuddles ^.^ At your table, Liriel gives Tail to Fou-Lu and Chadril too. At your table, Fou-Lu says "Fcuddles? What is that, a &$#-cuddle?" At your table, Liriel doesn't want to know. At your table, Fou-Lu laughs ^_^ huggly-snogs the tail :D --------------- Liriel sits back and has Harukami's and Fou-Lu's baby. arcangel says "Both at once??" arcangel expects a LOG of that tabletalk... Fou-Lu meeps! It's not my baby, really! It's hers! *points to Haru* You say "Force(d) blend." arcangel says "Do I want to _know_ what started that?" Liriel grunts and finishes laying the egg. Let someone else sit on it till it hatches. Fou-Lu so refuses to pay child support. Hiram is innocent. Didn't get involved in that stuff! You say "Fou-Lu started it by demanding us to have his babies!" arcangel says "????" Liriel nods! arcangel says "didn't think Grigori were fertile with other celestials..." Harukami says "Because we were MAD. And Fou-Lu LIKES Madness." Fou-Lu says "And if you send 1 Essence a month, you'll get a picture of the Gremlin you're helping to feed and raise!" Hiram will BBL. Must go Smite something... arcangel snrks. arcangel cheers the smite! MasonK elipses. "...." Harukami says "And I recall it being Chad's baby, not mine. I just occassionally got in the way of the snogs. ...and now, it was an attempt at a Force-baby without an Archangel supervising, so it could be very bad." arcangel says "Oh dear." Fou-Lu has connected. arcangel says "Oh dear." Liriel POINTS at Haru. "You donated too! Don't you try evading Responsibility here!!" Fou-Lu uh oh's and hides. Should have stayed in Limbo. Demiurge starts remembering _Scales_ dragons and eggs. Heh. arcangel snickers! Harukami says "I didn't donate NOTHING!" arcangel gives Liriel an EggSock to keep the egg warm? Harukami says "...Wait. I'M a Superior! Right! :D" Fou-Lu double uh ohs. arcangel says "Right!" Fou-Lu says "What if it's a Lilbalgori?" Harukami says "Except I kept wandering off." Liriel tailtipfistshakes at Haru, then goes ooh to arcangel. "It's LOVELY! thank you ever so much!" Fou-Lu says "Or a Balgorim?" Harukami says "A Grigserim!" Harukami giggles and doodles on the egg with a magic marker. Fou-Lu says "Oh, great. Of course the Princess of Flight is going to ditch it's child. And I'm stuck with the sleazy Serpent to take care of thre thing!" Harukami says "You didn't think she was so sleazy when she was giving you tail, IIRC." Fou-Lu fumes and eyes the Fallen Seraph. Humph. Liriel stuffs the egg into the Sock and GLARES at Harukami. Then hands Sock to Grigor. Fou-Lu takes sock. He will be Just. Fou-Lu says "I was... drunk." Fou-Lu says "Yeah, drunk." Demiurge suggests that the baby be brought up in the service of Judgement. Harukami says "....'I didn't do it! My groin acted without my consent', Fou-Lu?" You say "You take tail too, you dirty Giant. And may I say you're the tiniest Giant I've ever Tailed!" Demiurge says "(As in _better_ Judgement next time.)" Fou-Lu refuses to comment. He shuts his own loins up. Harukami mocks "And my Forces, too! My Forces acted without my consent!" Fou-Lu humphs! arcangel . o O (Why does that codpiece have a lock on it?) arcangel . o O (And a ball-gag?) Fou-Lu hugs the egg. Half demonic or not, it's still his child! Harukami hi5s Beth! Fou-Lu giggles ^^ arcangel says "Awwwww." Harukami 'borrows' the egg. Liriel slithers off in a huff. Grigors! Feh! Harukami doodles little wings on the egg in magic marker. Fou-Lu says "Okay... so the Lilim Princess of Flight, a Balseraph of the Media, and a Grigori of Judgment have a kid. WHAT THE HELL IS IT GOING TO BE?!?! o______O;;;" Harukami says "F***ed up." Fou-Lu baps Haru, and takes the egg back. Harukami beams. ^^ Fou-Lu says "Cyth, run. Now." Cythraul has disconnected. Harukami says "It's my baby too! Don't ever forget, I own her! I OOOWN HER!" Fou-Lu says "Yay! Good Cyth ^_____^" Liriel HOWLS!! Fou-Lu says "noooo, it's now the property of Judgment!" Liriel :::D Cythraul has connected. Cythraul sneaks in. Fou-Lu says "I told you, run! Save yourself!!!" Harukami says "You gonna argue with a Princess over whose baby it is?!" Fou-Lu says "Yes, yes I am." Harukami says "PROPERTY? You're calling my BABY the serpent's property?!" You say "Apparantly Fou-Lu is a Master of the Armies of Glod too! :)" Harukami says "It's free! Free!" Harukami says "...The Armies of Glod. Wow." Fou-Lu stands resolute. No halfbreed will take my child! Marc has a master of the Armies of GOLD. So HA. Samipop protects Cythraul. Fou-Lu o.O Fou-Lu takes the egg! Mine! Harukami 'borrows' the egg again. Fou-Lu gets in a tug-of-war. Liriel ignores Marc and glares at the two schmucks. arcangel takes the Egg away from you all, geeze. Harukami says "You're not fit for raising a child, clearly!" Harukami says "Oh, not you, Beth." Fou-Lu ;_____; arcangel grins at Haru. Fou-Lu is bitter. His child! His only deformed half demonic child! Gone! Harukami says "I just don't want to see the Griglilbal get put in an evidence locker." arcangel takes the Egg because _she_ has a kid already. arcangel will make sure that it gets put in the drawer with ChibiFou-Lu to keep warm? Fou-Lu says "Well, I /was/ going to raise her and feed her and love her! Not ditch her on the cornerside when I got bored like /you/ would. So nya." Princess_Harukami says "Ditch her on the cor- I assure you I'd ditch her in a soft, comfortable location!" Chibi Fou-Lu grumps and takes the egg, hiding it in a warm place to snuggle. arcangel peers into the Egg, and holds it up to the light. "I think it's twins." arcangel hands it off to ChibiFou-Lu. Princess_Harukami says "Awwwwwwww." Cythraul fears what he's stepped into here. ^_^ Princess_Harukami moodswings, pats Fou-Lu and Liriel and reminds them that it's their duty to raise the child together freely and lovingly. Princess_Harukami says "Or else." Fou-Lu says "Hah! See? Your as Just as a drunken Andre during a Mardi Gras orgy!" Liriel gasps! TWINS?! No WONDER it was such a B**ch to lay! Princess_Harukami says "Now, Fou-Lu. Be polite. And remember that you owe Liriel now." Fou-Lu says "I told you to run Cyth." arcangel nods. Twins. Demiurge says "Surely she owes him too." Fou-Lu hrrrrmphs. Fine. Fou-Lu gets hormonal. My babies! My little babies! Princess_Harukami says "Sure, if Fou-Lu lays the next one, she'll owe him." Cythraul can take it. Fou-Lu o.O;; Princess_Harukami ^_^s arcangel suggests to Fou-Lu that he might want a female vessel... Fou-Lu refuses to lay /anything/ of the sort! Liriel narrows all her six eyes and glares daggers at Fou-Lu and Haru. She did all the hard work, she had all the hormones. But does she get any thanks? Ooooooh nooooo! Princess_Harukami waits for Liriel to be sent off by Fou-Lu to the kitche, baretailed and pregnant. Fou-Lu humphs and turns his back on the two, crossing his arms. Princess_Harukami says "Oh, Liriel. I think you're lovely. And very sweet." Princess_Harukami pats Liriel. "And you give great tail." arcangel patpats Liriel. Liriel bites Fou-Lu and slithers off to see to the Egg. Men! Hmph! Fou-Lu says "I'll never... 13,000 years of hard work, and this is what I get?" Fou-Lu eeps! Chibi Fou-Lu growls. No one touch egg. Archangelic orders. Fou-Lu pouts. Nobody loves him. Poo. Liriel breaks into song. "You work thirteen eggs and what do you get? / Another day over and deeper in debt..." Princess_Harukami applauds! ^o^ Fou-Lu giggles ^^ arcangel eyes Liriel and Fou-Lu. "Shame on you, Grigori, getting involved with an older woman..." Princess_Harukami side-shuffles to Fou-Lu and calls in a Geas. "You. Go be nice to Liriel." Fou-Lu says "Whaaaat?" You say "...if you see me coming, better step aside / A lot of angels didn't and a lot of angels died..." Princess_Harukami loves doing that. ^^ Fou-Lu spoos at the Princess. arcangel admires Liriel's filk! Cythraul spoons at the Princess. Cythraul says "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" Fou-Lu sulks over to Liri and offers a cruddy flower "Soooooorry... hrmph." Princess_Harukami says "I said NICE!" Princess_Harukami cracks a whip. Princess_Harukami makes a really bad marriage councillor. The Spoon of Dark Judgment baps you all. You're disturbing it's nap. Liriel sniffles and cuddles the Egg. Fou-Lu eeps! Fou-Lu says "I'm sorry!" arcangel admires Princess_Harukami. Cythraul just covers his damn eyes. ^_^ Princess_Harukami says "OHohohohoh - OOo! Shiny spoon!" Fou-Lu leaps into Liriel's arms... wings... something. arcangel eyes pictures of Liriel and Dominic in the Sock. Hands one to Fou-Lu. The Spoon refuses to be owned. Don't make it call Dark Dominic in here! arcangel says "(It's in a Sock, so you can't see much more than a bit of cowl.)" Fou-Lu eyes the pic. Grows insanely jealous. arcangel says "Of which one?" Princess_Harukami sits back and watches the Chaos. Her work here is done! ^^ Fou-Lu says "You... you! You, you /slept/ with him?" Liriel yarrghs and hops aside to rescue the Egg! "You fillthy, incosiderate brute! My EGG! Be CAREFUL!!!" she shrieks. arcangel takes the Egg away again, sheesh. Fou-Lu says "You slept with the Lord High Judge?! How /could/ you? *weeps*" Princess_Harukami has images of Fou-Lu in a wife-beater tanktop, eating chips and boozing while Liriel's barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Fou-Lu sulks off and goes to drink himself into a stupor. Liriel sticks her snout up at FOu-Lu. "I did not! HE slept sith ME. That's not the same!" Princess_Harukami says "See?? I imagine it, and it comes true!" Fou-Lu says "Except that he looks like a crossdresser :D" Fou-Lu says "Oh sure, you /say/ that!" Princess_Harukami slips off into the night. ^^ Fou-Lu goes to drown his sorrows. He was violated! Really! And now this ;-; You say "It's true dammit! You....you....You rotten, stinking....poop!" Harukami giggles. Fou-Lu says "No /wonder/ Dominic threw us all out... yeesh!" Fou-Lu swears off baby making for the rest off his life. Maybe Uriel knew what the hell he was doing afterall. Betharan says "...The sad thing is, I parsed that as 'Trojan Horse', then 'Trojan condom', and then 'Trojan Horse as in the type of virus'. *giggles*" Betharan blames Lightning! arcangel laughs! Cythraul says "The Trojan horse would need on /massive/ condom." Fou-Lu says "I thought that, and "Trojan Horse = HUGE" well... you know o.o;" Uriel, who was secretly in Shangri-La space ALL ALONG, follows after Fou-Lu, weighing a mace thoughtfully in his hands. Fou-Lu meeps. Why God? Why??? Harukami says "....Bad thought: Kobal is secretly God." Fou-Lu >.<;; Betharan ...snickers. Fou-Lu says "We are all going to burn. You realize this, yes?" Demiurge says "Uriel is buried under Babylon, but nobody knows this yet. ;)" Harukami says "It's not so much the fact that God hates me that bothers me; it's the manic gigglign I can always hear in the back of my head." Betharan hee! Fou-Lu posts her idea of what a corporeal Fou-Lu looks like again. Now imagine this with a wifebeater et al Cythraul says ".......your /what/? :P" Fou-Lu http://angelus.greyapril.com/extras/ghost.jpg Harukami says "Canon Doubt and Uncertainty." Fou-Lu says "And then there's HD&U" Liriel sniffles and is beaten. Boohooo... Harukami says "Haru Doubt and Uncertainty?" Fou-Lu says "Heresy Doubt and Uncertaitny. Haru works too though ^_^" Harukami says "Which usually involve questions like - Did Laurence REALLY want Uriel? ETc." Betharan giggles! Fou-Lu giggles and nods ^^ Harukami says "Did Eli REALLY leave heaven because Dominic wouldn't put out? Etc." Betharan /hee/! Fou-Lu ...! Fou-Lu ICly refuses to think that his Lord would "put out" like that! Well... ther was that one time... Liriel .oO( And does that mean that Eli went looking for ME as the key to make Nick loosen up?? ) Harukami snugs. ...And giggles at Liriel. arcangel grins at Liriel. Could be! Harukami says "Fou-Lu - But you were both drunk! And your loins were disobedient and heretical! He was just showing you what NOT to do! Yeah, that's it!" arcangel says "Eli got a Divine Intervention on his resonance on Dommy, and went off looking for the one key to Dommy's personality..." Liriel resolves to HIDE form Eli. Eli mad, bad and dangerous! Fou-Lu giggles madly ^^ Betharan .oO( Here! You like his tail! ! ...) Betharan /hee/! Fou-Lu ^^ Liriel flees from Eli? Fou-Lu huggles Eli. Well, his loins do at least. Harukami has this mental image of Fou-Lu's loins reaching out, Choo Choo Bear-like, and enveloping Eli... Betharan eeeeeee! Harukami needs a new brain. This one's not working right. Fou-Lu o.O Liriel laughs! Fou-Lu laughs ^_^ Cythraul says "CLEARLY!" Eli smacks the loins. "Dammit, that crap got you in TROUBLE, Watcher!" Cythraul cowers. Vapula offers Haru a fresh brain installation? Liriel sternly tells her tail to stay the hell away from Eli's skirts! Harukami never wants to see the phrase 'smacks the loins' again. ...Okay, actually she does. ^^ Fou-Lu giggles ^^ wheeee! Betharan giggles. Liriel shrieks with laughter! Cythraul cackles maniacly! Fou-Lu looks for Kobal and Andrealphus. Should be here any minute now. arcangel sends the loins and everyone back to the table -- the spouse is gonna log back on RSN. Princess Harukami shrugs at Eli. "They actually might be more functional in raising a kid if you DID, dear..." Liriel looks oppressed daggers at Fou-Lu again and mutters her way back to the kitchen table. Demiurge reminds everyone that the Grigori are Naughty People. ;) Fou-Lu is not! Not... really... At your table, Liriel decides to sod the kitchen table and goes to flirt with MasonK instead. At your table, MasonK ....s. At your table, Liriel twiddles her tail at Mason. At your table, MasonK shouts "AAAAH! SNAKE!" and runs away. At your table, Fou-Lu eyes Mason -.o At your table, Fou-Lu grumbles about Snake's sleeping around, and sits down. At your table, Liriel mopes. At your table, Fou-Lu says "Lying, Perception, and Desire, mixed also with Judgment, Flight, and the Media..." At your table, Liriel says "That is one seriously effed up mix!" At your table, Fou-Lu says "Yeeesh. I wouldn't be surprised if the egg is really just a timebomb!" At your table, MasonK sneaks back into his seat. At your table, Liriel flirts whith Fou-Lu instead. At your table, Fou-Lu giggles ^^ At your table, Fou-Lu flirty flirts. Betharan headtilts, curious at the change. At your table, Liriel tailtips Fou-Lu's loins. At your table, Fou-Lu eeees. Not again! ;-; At your table, Harukami returns and reads backscroll. ... At your table, Liriel rehugs Fou-Lu and goes to flirt with Keri and Hiram now. Is tired of Grigor's Loins. At your table, Fou-Lu ;_____; At your table, Liriel had Grigor's and Harukami's egg, but did they appreaciate her for it? Nooooo! They just USED her! *sniffle* At your table, Fou-Lu thhpts! (^_~) At your table, Harukami says "Hey, Princess Harukami appreciated a new Servitor just fine! ^^ And Geased Fou-Lu to be nice to a certain Bal, remember?" At your table, Fou-Lu yawns and stretches out. At your table, MasonK says "Poor Liri...." At your table, Liriel says "Huh! That was a pretty useless geas, 'cause he weren't sincere AT ALL!" At your table, Fou-Lu ;D At your table, Harukami says "Oh, please. A Bal's asking for sincerity?" At your table, Liriel sulks and coils up under Keri's chair. She LIKES sincerity when she's having other peoples eggs!