Fou-Lu says "Eat the [Jehova] Witnesses?" Andre says "Please! That word..." Fou-Lu laughs Liriel CHOMP! Haru says "Well, he's a black cat, right? So I answer the door, he runs up, arches and screeches at them They say they'll come back and share the Word of God at a more convenient time and flee. ....oh, and by 'tomorrow', I meant wednesday." arcangel says "Woo!" Liriel .oO( How many times must I devour that little tomcat Prince?! ) arcangel _so_ admires the cat!! Andrekitty eyes Liriel and licks his crotch, pointedly. Well, tomcats /are/ pointy in the crotch region, so I guess it counts as a pun... Andrekitty eyes whoever posted the godvoice. Andrekitty is not amused. Liriel devours Andrekitty. Liriel burps. Andrekitty has sex with Liriel's gallbladder. Liriel aiee! Haagenti cheers Liriel! Fou-Lu must go to class :/ Liriel asks if Haagenti can make her stomach ascid stronger? Fou-Lu says "Or get ready to at least" Haru snugs Fou-Lu and waves, sadly. Haagenti already gave Liriel Devour, what more does she want? Andrekitty Mmmmm, gallbladder. You say "Well, Andrekitty is humping my gallbladder!" Liriel squirms. arcangel suggests yarping. Liriel yarps! Haagenti suggests white angelchoc for an infestation of Princes. Creationers? Liriel o.0 !!! Liriel gets one of arcangel's Special Boxes. Andrekitty gets vomitted up with the yarping. He EYES Liriel and licks himself pointedly. ...he's wearing a very nice gold-link collar, btw. arcangel suggests keeping the collar ON him. Where's Bethany with a Game-noose when you need her? arcangel says "Far away from demonprinckitties?" Liriel stuffs Andrekitty into the Box and locks it. Very thorougly. Then she gives it to Dominic as a present. >:::) Andrekitty DOES NOT APPRECIATE BEING SHROEDINGER'S CAT AND WILL HAVE HIS VICIOUS REVENGE WHEN HE REGAINS HIS TRUE FORM!!!! WA HA HA HA HA! Dominic eyes the Box. "Should I open it?" Andrekitty composes himself. Mew. Caleb ponders the true meaning of Dominic's problem. Getting laid. You say "Nah. It's got the Prince of Lust in it, in kitten form." Liriel grrrrrrrrrs! Keri hands Dominic a necklace of flowers. Now he's gotten lei'd. Dominic accepts the lei happily, and sticks a "Do Not Open Till The Trial" sticker on the Andrebox. arcangel works on cutting an apple. Caleb hums the Jeopardy Theme Song at Dominic. Andrekitty WAILS. "WAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!" Liriel hee! Dominic, having gotten lei'd, is immune to the Jeopardy Theme Song. Caleb says "Excellent. It worked." Liriel snugs Dominic. Dominic snugs Liriel. And wraps the Andrebox in muffling cloths. Andrekitty, in box, goes "WAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Haagenti helpfully offers his gaping maw. Princes go in, but they don't come out. Dominic wraps the Andrebox in more muffling cloths. "No. There must be a trial." Liriel suggests to Dominic, "Give the Andrebox to Michael as an anonymus gift, to get him back for all the foo?" Andrekitty cries more. Caleb shakes his head at Dominic, and puts big speakers around the box. He then hooks them up to a stereo system, with nothing but gregorian chants. Dominic pauses and ponders Liriel's words. Dominic ponders. Would it be just? You say "Two justices for the price of one?" You say "You get both Andre and Mike what they deserve?" Andrekitty claws his way through the box. Dominic's eyes get all slanty and wicked. He addresses the box to Michael! And then snugs Liriel more! Andrekitty's paw pokes through, all cute! Dominic mails the box fast before the Andrekitty gets all the way out! Liriel hands Dom an extra box. Dominic uses the extra box, _then_ mails fast! Andrekitty hates you all. Look. He's CUTE. Ten minues later, in the Groves.... Michael .oO( Ooh sweet! A gift! ) Andrekitty is curled in the bottom of the box, all big-eyed and sad-tailed. Andrekitty has a little gold chain around his neck. Michael .oO( I hope it's my new....WHAT?! ) Andrekitty goes "Mew?" Andrekitty sits up in the box, stretches, and yawns, cute. Michael eyes the kitten. "True. But why?" Andrekitty goes "prrbbbt. Prmmr." Caleb says "Y'know, as much as I am a Michael fan, given his Axe... this might give an entire new meaning to the word "Slash". Or, well, an old one." arcangel snickers Michael considers this, then smirks and scritchies kitten. Andrekitty purrrs, looking cute and innocent. Keri patpats Haru. There's always er... He Who Has Been Shipped To Michael? Chadril will not be sleeping with Lust. Michael takes the kitten to the Spires, and swaps it for Justinian. Andrekitty feels betrayed. Justinian, in his kittyCloak, plays. And goes home eventually. Keri says "NO! NOT JUSTINIAN/ANDRE SLASH!!!" Michael snickers evilly. arcangel cackles!!! Andrekitty eyes Justinian speculatively. Andrekitty feels the need to prove dominance. Justinian sniffs Andrekitty and bats at him with a cute little paw. Justinian is too much Cat for any poser Prince. arcangel snickers! MasonK elipses. "...." Keri facepalms. That's just /wrong/. Far worse than Djinnporn. Andrekitty pins Justinian down and (censored.) Dominic picks Andrekitty up by the tail. Dominic points out, "Jordi's in the Spires, you know." Michael tiptails off... Andrekitty blinksblinks at Dominic cutely.. Dominic puts Andre into a cat carrier. Andrekitty braces his feet on the outside of the carrier. HE'S NOT GOING IN NOT NOT NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Dominic makes big eyes at Liriel, then remembers he's not in continuity yet that way and goes back to stuffing Andrekitty into the carrier. "I thought you _liked_ bondage, Andre." ANDREKITTY IS NOT GOING IN THAT CARRIER!! Dominic wraps Andrekitty in a towel. Haru says "......dissonant? Whoa. What oath's THAT?" Andrekitty is NOT GOING IN THAT TOWEL! Liriel feeds Andrekitty some catnip. Dominic thanks Liriel. Andrekitty...groovy. Dominic thinks, and then puts a fine cushion in the carrier, a bit more catnip, and a curtain on the door. Sets Andrekitty in gently. Andrekitty rolls in it. Mmnmmnmmm. Liriel suggests we call Jordi now? :) Keri is probably in the Granite Madams Junior Auxilliary. Dominic nods. "Or just mail him again." (...) Haagenti says "Mmmm, cheesytoast." Haru notes that the Knight of Temperence got overcome by Britomart's Chaste power. Haru says "...Right, she takes down BOTH the previous knights." Andre fails to mmm, cheesytoast. Partly because he's not here, and partly because that's not sexy. Andrekitty is in a BOX in the Spires. THe INDIGNITY. Keri thought Andre liked box? arcangel says "Mmm, cheesytoast with frozen corn, in the microwave..." Keri may be dating herself with archaic slang here... Andrekitty likes box that isn't 'cardboard box'. Though, hey, catnip. Mmm. *nibble*.