At your table, Haagenti wonders what the Hell a Venomed Vorpal Blibo is, and why he's wielding it. >From afar, Courtney laughs at Andre's +8 Stabbity Venomed Spontoon! :) At your table, Fou-Lu says "EH?! o_O;" At your table, Bethany .../eyes/ Haagenti. "...I parsed that as 'Bilbo', and then as 'dildo'." At your table, Bethany hugs Haru and waves. At your table, Fou-Lu laughs ^_^ *smells air* time for dinner soon... At your table, Ledenyca decides to be growly fluff Djinn :D At your table, Hiram looks at Haagenti. "Well, whatever it is, have you tried eating it?" At your table, Ledenyca doesn't wanna know o_o At your table, Haagenti eats Hiram. Mmnn... CrunchyMalak! At your table, Bethany snrk! At your table, Hiram abracadabra's up LOADS of WHITE ANGEL CHOC! "Here 'Genti, chow down!" At your table, Haagenti eats the Choc! And gets a VERY strange expression on his face. At your table, Bethany ducks and covers. At your table, Hiram prepares himself for a flight with 'Genti Airways... At your table, Ledenyca apathetically stares at the stampedeing crowd of celestials, and stands there. At your table, Haagenti starts rumbling... At your table, Hiram thinks he's found something that Haagenti can't eat... Pure, Creation made white angel choc.. Uh oh. At your table, Hiram wonders if anyone is logging this? At your table, Ledenyca sniffs and crosses her arms. What's all the rumbling about? At your table, Haagenti's eyes roll madly. At your table, Bethany is. ^^ And /hides/! At your table, Haagenti staggers, leaning heavily on the table. At your table, Hiram can't really hide.. as he's at the Epicentre and caused the whole thing! At your table, Ledenyca stares at Haagenti. Her brow slowly crinkles, as her broken lightbulb upstairs starts to spark. At your table, Haagenti's maw gapes open towards Hiram. At your table, Ledenyca hrms a little, the lame mouse on the wheel starting to run, limply. This is... not good? At your table, Hiram thought he'd already been eaten..and just magic'd up a load white angel choc inside 'Genti.. At your table, Haagenti's intestinal ramblings resolve themselves into a mighty blast! Haagenti burps up a mass of roiling Forces! Including Hiram! At your table, Hiram flies through the air with the greatest of ease! Safely covered by 'Genti proof choc armour! At your table, Ledenyca realizes this a few minutes too late, and is blasted by HaggentiPuke(tm). She is thoroughly plastered into the wall. At your table, the non-Hiram Forces slowly coalesce... into a reliever? At your table, Hiram yays! At your table, the chocolate-scented reliever peeps. At your table, Ledenyca slides down the wall, falling flat on her face. She stands up, and -slowly- wipes the nasty gook from her face. Dammit. And I just got this shirt cleaned and pressed. At your table, Bethany peers out from hiding. ...blinks at the Chocolate Reliever. At your table, Hiram pats the chocolate scented reliever. At your table, the chocolate-scented flees the ScaryBlackwing and flies behind Haagenti's ear. At your table, Ledenyca stalks back to the table, and sits down, whipping GentiVomit off her body. She maintains an Apathetic Look(tm and property of Djinn Inc.) At your table, the chocolate-scented reliever snuggles into Haagenti's fur and pipes "Mommy?" At your table, Bethany .../blinks/. At your table, Hiram humphs and isn't a Scary Blackwing! Scary Blackwings serve War, Stone and Sword and Judgement too! At your table, Bethany says "@em Jude .oO(Judgement Malakim aren't /scary/...)" At your table, Ledenyca coughs lightly, and stares blandly ahead. Freaking crazy angels. Freaking crazy Glutton. At your table, Hiram blinks at the reliever calling Haagenti 'Mommy!' At your table, Bethany eyes that. "...How do you change names at tt?" ^^; At your table, Haagenti plucks the reliever from his fur and dangles it in front of his face. At your table, Hiram looks at Haagenti. "Oi, Mouthy! Eat that reliever and I'll give you a larger dose of angel choc, how'd you like that?? At your table, Haagenti sniffs the reliever and licks his lips, ignoring Hiram. At your table, Ledenyca stares at the reliver (weak...) and she walks over to grab it from Haagenti's hand. At your table, ChocReliever looks at Hiram and pipes "Are you my Daddy?" At your table, Hiram walks over to his spot and gets a gloop gun filled with concentrated white angel choc before walking back At your table, Bethany /snrk/! At your table, Hiram nods. "Most likely kid!" At your table, Ledenyca tells the weak little thing plainly "He's a demon, and he wants to eat you." -_- At your table, ChocReliever is grabbed by Ledenyca. "Help me! Mommy! Daddy!" At your table, Bethany awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... At your table, Ledenyca says "Shut up. I'll be your Mommy, if you'll be quiet." At your table, Hiram points the gloop gun at Ledenyca. "Put the reliever down or your life will not be worth living demon." At your table, Ledenyca says "stares blandly at the Malakite. "I attuned. Kill me, and you kill it too."" At your table, ChocReliever stares at Ledenyca. "Are you my Mommy now?" At your table, Ledenyca says "Yes. You won't be hurt. Just sit here. *puts it on her shoulder*" At your table, Hiram notes that annoyed Malakim are not to be trifled with. At your table, Haagenti growls at Ledenyca. "My snack. Not yours!" At your table, Ledenyca says "grumbles and plomps back down in her chair, absently stroking the little reliver." At your table, Ledenyca says "Gah! I keep forgetting the : ^^;" At your table, Ledenyca says "It's not a snack, you retard. Eat the Malakite again why don't you?" At your table, ChocReliever snuggles into Ledenyca. "Mommy, why is Daddy mad at us?" At your table, Haagenti perks up at the thought. "Mmn, Malakite..." At your table, Ledenyca says "He's got indegestion. And he likes being an asswipe. And don't use language like that." At your table, Hiram points the gloop gun at Haagenti. "You thought the last lot was bad? This is concentrate. And I won't miss a mouth like yours." At your table, Hiram .oO(Go ahead, punk. Make my Day.) At your table, Haagenti pauses, staring at the gun. Then he points over Hiram's shoulder. "Look, a monkey!" At your table, Bethany ...hee! At your table, Ledenyca says "pats the little bubbly thing (Weak... like I was. Beh)" At your table, Ledenyca says "Gah! Keep forgetting... the :!!! >_<" At your table, Bethany patpat. At your table, ChocoReliever snuggles Ledenyca. "Don't use what language, Mommy?" At your table, Ledenyca can't roleplay herself out of a wet rice paper bag :D At your table, Bethany giggles and patpatpats. At your table, Hiram pulls the trigger and sends a load of concentrate at 'Genti's mouth. Doesn't look though. At your table, Haagenti tries not to swallow... <> Haagenti rolls the d666 and gets 3 6 CHECK: 1. At your table, Ledenyca lets the little reliever sit on her head "So... whaddaya wanna be when you get big?" At your table, Hiram whistles up the fire hose! At your table, Haagenti mostly succeeds. He spits out AngelChocConcentrate, making a nasty face. At your table, ChocoReliever perches on Ledenyca. "Wanna be an angel just like Mommy!" At your table, Ledenyca says "Ahh... eh. Yeah... yeah, good idea." At your table, Hiram sends three more gloops towards The Mouth! Then throws an apple! At your table, Hiram says "Apple! Ermm.. shouldn't that have been Grenade?" At your table, Haagenti, being smarter than Hiram, has closed his mouth temporarily. At your table, Ledenyca says "So... ah, what kind of angel you gonna be then?" At your table, Hiram smirks. "Chocolate chip manna cookie kid?" At your table, ChocoReliever preens Ledenyca's hair. "What kind of angel are you, Mommy?" At your table, Ledenyca says "I'm... I... uh. I protect stuff. I make sure things don't get hurt, and that they stay in good shape." At your table, Haagenti grabs for Hiram's gloop gun! At your table, ChocoReliever says "Then that's what I wanna do too! I'm gonna be a protecty-angel!" At your table, Hiram lets Haagenti have the gloop gun! And picks up the hosepipe! At your table, Haagenti shoots Hiram with gloop! At your table, Ledenyca says "Yeah... you do that. Make sure people are... in a good mood." At your table, ChocoReliever peers at Ledenyca. "Are you in a good mood, Mommy?" At your table, Ledenyca says "...yeah." <> Haagenti rolls the d666 and gets 6 1 CHECK: 4. At your table, Hiram dodges with panache! And opens the hose up on 'Genti! At your table, Haagenti roars with anger! And gets another mouthful. At your table, Hiram carries on spraying 'Genti with the hose! Open mouth, what a target! At your table, Haagenti's innards start rumbling again. At your table, Hiram runs over to ChocoReliever, grabs and the dives for cover! Putting himself between ChocoReliever and 'Genti! At your table, Haagenti rolls over on his back and starts groaning, as if in some great pain. At your table, Hiram wonders if concentrated angel choc would make a DP Redeem... At your table, Haagenti's belly distends and starts pulsating. At your table, Hiram or at least, help one Redeem.. At your table, Bethany wonders if angelchoc on GluttonyTether == brand-new CreationTether. At your table, Haagenti's mouth gapes open and... THAR SHE BLOWS! At your table, Hiram picks up an umbrella and opens it up full! At your table, Haagenti spews out a disgusting mix of Forces and Corporeal matter best not described. At your table, Hiram wishes for Corporeal Shields... or at least a friendly Archangel to walk by... At your table, Haagenti's expelled Forces swarm around wetly, and slowly coalesce... into imps! The strange thing is, about one in ten is actually a Reliever?? At your table, Keri points out that if you want an AA, try summoning your own Superior. At your table, Hiram leaves ChocoReliever shielded by the brolly...and runs to collect/help the outnumbered Relievers! At your table, Haagenti groans incoherently and quits the field. At your table, the imps tear savagely into their reliever sibs! At your table, Hiram does the BIG BAD MALAKITE bit and charges into the imps! At your table, the relievers flee madly, seeking shelter! At your table, the imps scatter from the BIG BAD MALAKITE, staying out of his reach. At your table, Hiram punts imps and calls the relievers to him! At your table, Bethany giggles /madly/. At your table, dozens of relievers flock to shelter under Hiram's wings, peeping "Daddy? Daddy?" At your table, Hiram is a nice Malakite to relievers! At your table, Hiram protects the relievers. "Daddy's here. Those nasty imps won't get you." At your table, Hiram glowers at the imps. At your table, one of the relievers tugs at Hiram's wing. "Daddy? Why did Mommy leave?" At your table, Hiram says "Mommy had to go get food. I can try and get in touch with Grandpa though!" At your table, the imps swarm around, hiding behind the other adult celestials. At your table, Bethany hee! At your table, several imps swarm to Bethany. At your table, Bethany ICly does the Gamester Stare (TM) at the imps attempting to hide behind her. At your table, Hiram YELLS for ELI and tries like fury to INVOKE!!!! HELLLPS! At your table, the relievers start chanting "Gradpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!" At your table, one of the imps starts pointing at another imp, peeping "He did it! Not me!" at Bethany. At your table, Bethany STARE. At your table, Hiram .oO(Wonder how having this lot around affects my chances of getting the Boss' attention?) At your table, Ledenyca walks back, and sees what has happened, calling the reliver over to her. At your table, ChocoReliever crawls out from behind the umbrella and flies to Mommy. <> Hiram would wave, but is surrounded by relievers...and glowering at all the imps. <> arcangel giggles at Hiram. Oh dear. <> Bethany is /so/ glad she started logging /early/. ^^ At your table, the relievers link hands and fly around Hiram, still chanting "Gradpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!" <> Hiram shrugs. Not his fault Haagenti doesn't like angel choc! <> Hiram would try playing Eli, but doesn't know the commands and such! At your table, Ledenyca humphs at all the huzzbuzz and sits back down, handing her reliever a chunk of ham she had for dinner. At your table, ChocoReliever takes the ham and pipes "Thank you, Mommy." At your table, Archangel Eli turns up. At your table, Ledenyca says "...yeah. Don't get mixed up with them. Might cause problems." At your table, the relievers are still chanting "Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!" Apparently they do not recognize Eli. At your table, Ledenyca sighs at the sight of the two Superiors, and shakes her head. At your table, Hiram points to Eli "There's Grandpa!" At your table, the relievers flock to swarm around Eli. "Yay Grandpa!" they cheer. Archangel Eli sits down at Table 2. Archangel Eli joins you. At your table, ChocoReliever snuggles into Ledenyca. "Don't worry, Mommy. I'm gonna be a protecty-angel like you!" At your table, Archangel Eli produces food and toys for all the relievers! At your table, Ledenyca unwraps a chocolate, and hands some of it to the reliver. At your table, Bethany giggles, OOCly. ^^ At your table, Chad O_O ....SNUGS ELI! :D At your table, Ledenyca says "...you do that." At your table, Ledenyca sniffs at Eli, and mostly ignores him. At your table, the relievers pounce on the EliGoodies! At your table, Archangel Eli laughs (and is Hiram, trying to play Eli!) At your table, the imps sneak around Eli's back, trying to snatch the goodies for themselves! At your table, Archangel Eli clears his throat. Ahem. At your table, Ledenyca says "Teh. See them? *points to the imps* they're mean. They're not good. Don't be like them, if you want to be a protecty-angel. Got it?" At your table, Chad is far too far behind to read back and is ALL CONFUSED. ^_^ At your table, ChocoReliever munches the chocolate and nods at Mommy. "I'm gonna be big and strong and have black wings like Daddy and protect people like Mommy!" At your table, Archangel Eli produces some goodies for the imps! At your table, Ledenyca says "Well Chad, it seems that Haagenti, Eli, and Hiram are mixing it up :D Ledenyca has a reliever that Haggy puked up from being force-fed white angel chocolate ^_^" At your table, the imps swarm over the EliGoodies and start fighting over them. At your table, Haagenti rolled away a while back. At your table, Archangel Eli smirks as the imps get distracted from his grandkids.. At your table, Ledenyca says "Black wings...? Huh." At your table, Ledenyca is just recalling what she knew before dinner :D At your table, Bethany notes that TECHnically, the imps are Eli's grandkids too... ^^ At your table, Chad says "I fear you." At your table, Hiram smiles at ChocoReliever. "You do? You've made Daddy proud!" At your table, ChocoReliever nodnods at Mommy. "An' I'm gonna protect 'n stuff like Mommy does too!" At your table, Ledenyca sniffs and continues to stroke the reliever. At your table, Bethany .oO(Chocolate Malakite of Protection?) At your table, Hiram .oO(What have I done?) At your table, Ledenyca doesn't care. She's just attuned. Let the little chocolate born thing do what it wants. She doesn't care. Really. At your table, some of the imps have formed a benevolent protective organization to fend off their peers. At your table, Chad pets the Reliever. It's so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute (and chocolatey~!) At your table, Ledenyca stares at the offending Ofanite (ATTUNED) At your table, Ledenyca says "Do you like him? *points at the Ofanite*" At your table, ChocoReliever smiles up at Chad. "Are you a protecty-angel like Mommy is?" At your table, Archangel Eli walks over to the imps. "Now play nicely kids. There's enough toys for everyone. At your table, Chad says "No, I'm a **(drivey noises: 'Screeeeezhooooooooooooom...')** angel!" At your table, Ledenyca says "If you like him, then he can stay... *eyes the Ofanite apathetically*" At your table, the Imps' Toy Distribution Organization representative stares up at Eli. "There sure are, Mister Toy-Maker. Whaddaya say you cut a deal with me an' the boys here?" At your table, Ledenyca stares at the imps "Teh." At your table, ChocoReliever patpats Chad sympatheticly. "That's okay. Not everyone has what it takes to be a cool angel like Mommy and Daddy are." At your table, Bethany /snrk/! At your table, Chad says ".........................." At your table, Archangel Eli smiles down at the rep. "Ok..what deal are you suggesting?" At your table, Ledenyca chuckles quietly to herself, and allows a very quick and small smile. At your table, Chad says "*..................................*" At your table, Hiram smiles at Chad. "Sorry Chad.. Ofanim aren't as cool as Malakim." At your table, Chad GAPES. And just... GAPES. At your table, the ITDO rep looks at Eli. "Thing is, you're flooding the market. Prices are going down. Whaddaya say you restrict your output and distribute exclusively through us, and we can guarantee you a nice profit, huh?" At your table, Ledenyca strokes the relievers head with one finger "That's my girl..." . o O (I did not just say that) At your table, Chad says to Hiram "I'm gonna punch you in the face!" He grins. At your table, Chad (OOC) probably has watched too much Due South in her time. At your table, Archangel Eli looks at the ITDO rep. "And what are you going to do if I say no?" At your table, Ledenyca gets a murderous look in her eye. "Make the reliever sad, and I'll have -ALL- of your heads. Kay?" At your table, ChocoReliever flies up into Chad's face, spindly arms akimbo. "Don't worry, Daddy! I'll protect you!" At your table, Hiram grins. "I'd advise against it Chad." At your table, Ledenyca slumps back at the relievers brave words, and just kinda looks at her. At your table, Chad crosses his arms. "I have no intention to make the kid sad. But a little one on one... what, would your girlfriend object?" He winks. At your table, the ITDO rep says "Er... Not guarantee you a nice profit?" At your table, Ledenyca lets off a soft Djinnish growl, and humphs. At your table, Hiram strokes ChocoReliever. "Thank you..." At your table, Ledenyca says "Do what you want. I don't care. Leave the kid out of it." At your table, Archangel Eli laughs. "COnsidering I'm the one producing the toys... oh, and I'm an Archangel to boot.. does that change the negotiating position any?" At your table, ChocoReliever flies around Daddy, saying "You're welcome!" before flying back to Mommy's arms. At your table, Chad deflates slightly. "Dude, he insulted my *honour*... how am I the bad guy?" At your table, the ITDO rep says "Um... Maybe a little. What do you want? A 10% cut?" At your table, Hiram. smiles gently. "Because you threatened me, even if it was in jest...and the kid doesn't like that. Don't worry about it Chad." At your table, Ledenyca just quietly pets the reliever once she returns, glaring at the other two angels. Angels. Teh. At your table, the swarm of relievers play happily with the toys around Eli's feet. At your table, ChocoReliever hugs Ledenyca. "Love you Mommy!" At your table, Chad says "No, no, if I was gonna hit you without it being one on one, I'd do it, not talk about it. Besides, I delivered the offer AFTER you called me uncool." At your table, Ledenyca twitches at that remark, and almost looks severly depressed for a second. But she resumes the apathy look, and just nods at the reliever, stroking her head. At your table, Archangel Eli laughs and looks at the ITDO rep. And produces more toys. At your table, Keri has completely lost track of the actual prologue. At your table, Bethany giggles! At your table, Ledenyca snerks ^^ At your table, Chad nods wryly at Keri. And quiets. At your table, Hiram. says "I said Ofanim were less cool than Malakim Chad.. not that you were UnCool. If you were UnCool, you'd be dissonant, and you're not dissonant are you?"" At your table, the ITDO goons make a sweep of the remaining imptoys, gathering them all up for Exclusive ITDO Use Only. At your table, Chad blinks at Hiram. ".......I don't serve the Demon of Cool, dude..... Anyway, everyone KNOWS Malakim are the least-cool. But sexy." At your table, Hiram. Grins. "You remember what the Boss said before he went off on his journey? Do what thou wilt, but be Cool. That's what I was referring to..." At your table, Chad says "Er, he never really said bye to me or passed me off to any of the other Archangels, so I've heard that but not in person, yeah." At your table, Ledenyca says "...see those two? Don't be like them. They're nerds." At your table, Archangel Eli LOOKS at the ITDO goons. "Play Nice." At your table, Hiram. says "Fair enough." At your table, ChocoReliever nods studiously. "Don't be nerd. Right. But Mommy, I wanna be like Daddy! He's got the pretty wings an' all!" At your table, Chad says "His wings are pretty ... pretty." At your table, Hiram. flexes his wings for full effect! At your table, Ledenyca says "...I guess. Be like him if you wanna smash heads, and not be liked by anyone." At your table, Ledenyca says "...b'sides, I got wings like his kinda..." At your table, Chad ooooohs at Hiram's wings and looks dreamy. It's an automatic thing. At your table, the ITDO imps are playing nicely. In stictly organized shifts, with extra time for seniority. It's the non ITDO imps who aren't playing at all. At your table, ChocoReliever says "Ooh! Wanna see Mommy-angel-wings!" At your table, Archangel Eli creates toys for the non ITDO imps, with for non ITDO use embossed in them! At your table, Ledenyca coughs a little and mumbles At your table, the non-ITDO imps rejoice! At your table, Ledenyca says "Ah... maybe later. Can't right now." At your table, ChocoReliever patpats Mommy. "That's okay. I know my Mommy has byoo-tiful wings." At your table, Ledenyca says "...yeah. Thanks... *slumps a little*" At your table, Hiram. pats ChocoReliever. "You be good now. Mommy will take care of you while I'm not around.. and if somone hassles you.. tell me and I'll hassle them. At your table, ChocoReliever smiles at Daddy. "Come back soon, Daddy! Mommy and I will miss you." At your table, Hiram. smiles! I will! Hiram. has disconnected. At your table, Ledenyca humphs a little at the Relievers comment. At your table, ChocoReliever snuggles Mommy. "Love you Mommy. We're gonna be together forever and we're gonna do protecty-things together..." It seems to be falling asleep. At your table, Ledenyca does her best to pet the reliver and try to ignore what it's saying, hushing it to sleep. At your table, Chad says "I have a mental image of Mariel as Media from those." At your table, Bethany giggles! At your table, Bethany says "...Eeeeeeeeeeeep. o_o" At your table, Chad says "All black hair and dark eyes and ...yeah." At your table, Ledenyca says "Ahh! He did Sandman. No wonder it smelled of IN :)" At your table, Chad says "Because Nybbas is obviously The Geek, see." At your table, Cythraul keeps meaning to read Gaiman. At your table, Ledenyca liked the book mostly. Good characters, a little bit of an incomprehensible plot. She loves Odin though -- that's what hooked her in. At your table, Ledenyca says "I made the Geek a Vappy-Nybbas crossover, and Media was a good Nybbas on it's own :D" At your table, Chad says "I disagree with his portrayal of Odin, but it was still a good book. ...Now, I adore Neverwhere." At your table, Ledenyca liked how Odin was at the very end of the book.