Honored Omnipotent Beings, Your Dark Majesty, Superior Archangels, Feared Infernal Highnesses, Word-bound of Light and Darkness, Gods and Goddesses, Mythical Creatures, Relieveing and Bothersome Spirits, Soldiers, Ladies and Gentlemen:
In Nomine: Armageddon have the honor of introducing:
A balseraph of the Media and a djinn of Lust who have survived Hell and all its horrors! A cherub and a mercurian on a Sacred Mission for the Archangel Michael. Together they must now challenge both Destiny and Fate! In a desperate race against time, these Utterly Improbable Heroes must cooperate to prevent the Ultimate Disaster.
The Hosts of Heaven and the Armies of Hell are gathering for the hour of reckoning. The banners have been called, the generals have placed their troops. In a dark back alley in East London, a man of hazy origin is wandering lost in thought. So deeply immersed in his own mind is he, that he doesn't notice the sound of the approaching cars before it's too late. An ambulance comes screaming against the direction of traffic - and head on toward it comes a station wagon.
The poor man hasn't got a chance. His lifeline is brutally cut as the two vehicles collide. And Archangel Gabriel sounds the second Trumpet throughout the cosmos....
Two demons and two angels regain consciousness and the utter certainty that the man they just hit was no ordinary human being. Closer examination reveals The Original Stigmata. Could the dead man be the Son? Painfully aware of the fact that they will now be hounded and hunted by both sides, the demons and the angels flee to America after having cut all bonds to Heaven and Hell alike.
Did they stop the Armageddon? Or have they brought The War To End All Wars one Trumpet closer? One thing is certain: The new partners have no intention of sitting quietly and wait for the Inquisition to come and give them the answer.
The Angels: The mercurian Philetus, servitor of Michael. His gift allows him to bore people out of their minds so that they'll agree to anything as long as he takes his tea and golf clubs with him and goes somewhere else. The cherub Amana, servitor of Michael. Her gift constantly pulls her toward hopeless cases who need her ur-motherly protection. Now on her way to find her life's most Hopeless Case!
The Demons: The djinn Shehariah, slave of Andrealphus. His gift alows him to stalk and track unsuspecting victims, at the same time as it lets him have wild and disgusting sex with them. The balseraph Liriel, servant of Nybbas. She is capable of defining truth and untruth by the power of her will alone. But will her Will be worth even five sour herrings when it comes up against the Armageddon? Not likely.
The supernaturals settle in New York City and are soon joined by two cannabis-cultivating angels serving the Archangel Novalis. A series of more or less planned misadventures and a front page headline in Hell later, two demons, four angels and one Anti-Christ find themselves on the run from the blood hounds of Heaven and Hell. How will this turn out? Where will the journey end? Will they manage to Save Lucifer's Own Daughter, or will the Inquisition find them first? Will we witness Dominic and Asmodeus cooperating to get the traitors brought to Court? Neither Heaven nor Hell much appreciate personal initiative - a term that is about to be redefined after our heroes' deeds! Who are the real traitors in The Ultimate Context? What nefarious plans have Yves and Kronos really laid? And who are Jim and Dave really?
These questions will only be answered if you follow: In Nomine: Armageddon!