Some Forgotten Assembly Language Commands

ACMMS     Attach coffee machine to main storage
BBBF      Branch on Bit Bucket Full
BBT       Branch on Binary Tree
BBW       Branch Both Ways
BCF       Branch and catch fire
BEW       Branch Either Way
BH        Branch and Hang
BMR       Branch Multiple Registers
BOB       Branch On Bug
BOD       Beat on Drum
BOI       Byte Operator Immediately
BPDI      Be Polite, Don't Interrupt
BPO       Branch on Power Off
BST       Backspace and Stretch Tape
CDS       Condense and Destroy System
CEMU      Close Eyes and Monkey with User Space
CLBR      Clobber Register
CLBRI     Clobber Register Immediately
CM        Circulate Memory
CMFRM     Come From  (essential for truly structured programming)
CPAR      Crumple Paper and Rip
CPPR      Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
CRB       Crash and Burn
CRN       Convert to Roman Numerals
CU        Convert to Unary
CZZC      Convert Zone to ZIP Code
DC        Divide and Conquer
DMPK      Destroy Memory Protect Key
DNPG      Do not pass go
DO        Divide and Overflow
DWIMNWIS  Do what I mean, not what I say
ECP       Erase calling program
EEL       Enter endless loop
EIOC      Execute Invalid Opcode
EJD       Eject disk
EMPC      Emulate Pocket Calculator
EPI       Execute Programmer Immediately
EROS      Erase Read Only Storage
ERP       Erase pointer
EXCE      Execute Customer Engineer
EXOP      Execute Operator
EXPP      Execute Political Prisoner
FS        Freeze System
FDS       Freeze-dry System
FSRA      Forms skip and run away
GFD       Go Forth and Divide
GFM       Go Forth and Multiply
HCF       Halt and Catch Fire
IBP       Insert Bug and Proceed
ICI       Ignore current instruction
IIB       Ignore Inquiry and Branch
INSQSW    Insert Into Queue Somewhere (for FINO queues [First in never out])
LCC       Load and Clear Core
MBF       Multiply and be Fruitful
MLR       Move and Lose Record
OPD       Open the Pod Bay Doors, HAL
PBC       Print and Break Chain
PD        Play Dead
PDSK      Punch Disk
PH        Phone Home
PHET      E.T. Phone Home
PI        Punch Invalid
POPI      Punch Operator Immediately
PS*       Punch Obscenity
PSD       Pause and Smoke Dope
PVLC      Punch Variable Length Card
RASC      Read And Shred Card
RD        Reverse Directions
RDS       Read Sideways
RIRG      Read Inter-record Gap
RPM       Read Programmer's Mind
RSD       On Read Error Self Destruct
RSSC      Reduce Speed, Step Carefully (for improved accuracy)
RSTOM     Read from Store-only Memory
RTAB      Rewind Tape and Break
RWCR      Rewind Card Reader
RWDSK     Rewind Disk
RWOC      Read Writing On Card
SCRBL     Scribble to disk - faster than a write
SHAB      Shift a bit
SHLB      Shift a little bit
SHLBM     Shift a little bit more
SLC       Search for Lost Chord
SMR       Skip on Meaningless Result
SOT       Sit on a Tack
SPSW      Scramble Program Status Word
SQPC      Sit Quietly and Play with your Crayons
SRSD      Seek Record and Scar Disk
SRZ       Subtract and Reset to Zero
SSJ       Select Stacker and Jam
STROM     Store in Read Only Memory
TCFL      Transfer control to fluorescent lights
TDB       Transfer and Drop Bits
UER       Update and Erase Record
WBT       Water Binary Tree
WEMG      Write Eighteen-minute Gap
WPM       Write Programmer's Mind
WYWIWYG   Enter "What You Want Is What You Get" mode
XSP       Execute Systems Programmer