Acronyms
ALITALIA Aircraft Landed In Tokyo, All Luggage In Anchorage
ALITALIA Airplane Landed In Toronto And Luggage In Atlanta
ALITALIA Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Australia
ALITALIA Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
BOEING Bits Of Engine In Numerous Gardens
CAAC China's Airlines Always Cancel
DAN AIR Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
DELTA Don't Even Leave The Airport
DELTA Don't Ever Leave The Aircraft (in flight)
EL AL Every Landing Always Late
KLM Koop Lockheed Majesteit
LOT Lots Of Trouble
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostesses And Never See-you Again
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostess And Not Say Anything
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Steward Available
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck Tonight Honey And Never See Again
OLYMPIC Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PANAM Piss Artists Nearly to A Man
QANTAS Quarrelsome And Nasty Typical Australian Service
QANTAS Queer And Nasty, Try Another Service.
QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Travelling As Stewards
QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Take All Seats
QANTAS Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors ?
SABENA Sauf Accident, Bien Entendu, Nous Arrivons
SABENA Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
SABENA Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again !
SAS Sex After Service
SAS Sex And Service
TWA Take the Waitress Away
TWA Time Waste Airlines
TWA Try Walking Across
TWA Two Weeks After
USAir Unfortunately Still Allegheny in reality
USAir Useless Air
BMW Black Man's Wheels
BMW Big Money Waster
BMW Born Mighty Wealthy
BMW Break My Windows
DODGE Drips Old Dirt & Grease Everywhere
BUICK Big Ugly Import Car Killer
HONDA Helping Out Nips Dominating America
FIAT Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation.
FIAT Fix It Again Tony!
MAZDA Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
OLDS Old Ladies Driving Slowly
PONTIAC Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.
SAAB Sweedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
SAAB Some Accessory Always Broken
SABENA Such A Bloody Experience! Never Again!
TOYOTA Too Often Yanks Overrate This Automobile
FART Fast Action Response Team
RISC Reduced Into Silly Code
MIPS Meanless Indication of Processor Speed
ISDN I Smell Dollars Now
ISDN Innovations Subscribers Don`t Need
ISDN I Still Don`t kNow
AIDS Anally Injected Death Sentence
AIDS Americans In Deep Shit
MAC Maybe A Computer
MAC Masquerading As a Computer
MAC Moronic Asinine Crap
MAC My Allowance Consumed
MAC Money Always Counts
MAC Mother's Artificial Charms
MAC Mickey's Alternative Computer
MAC Mindlessness Applauded & Celebrated
MAC Much Advertised Crap
MAC Masochist's Automatic Calculator
MAC Merely A Chimera
MAC Makes All Cynical
MACINTOSH Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only
Fools Teenagers
AMIGA Another Motorola Idiot GAdget
IBM I Blame Microsoft.
IBM I Buy Macintosh
IBM I'll Buy Macintosh
IBM I've Been Mislead
IBM I've Been Moved
IBM I've Been Mugged
IBM Incontinent Bowel Movement
IBM Identical Blue Men
IBM Idiotic Bit Masher
IBM Idiots Become Managers
IBM Idiots Built Me
IBM Ignorant Buttfucking Morons
IBM Incompatible Business Machines
IBM Incredibly Boring Machine
IBM Inferior, But Marketable
IBM Infernal Bloody Monopoly
IBM Institute of Black Magic
IBM Intercourse Beats Masturbation
IBM Internal Beaurocratic Mess
IBM International Brotherhood of Magicians
IBM Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches
IBM It'll Be Messy
IBM It's Backwards, Man
IBM It's Being Mended.
IBM It's Better Manually
IBM Itty Bitty Machines
IBM Itty Bitty Morons
IBM Immense Bowel Movement
IBM It Barely Moves
IBM I Buy Mainframes
NASA Need Another Seven Astronauts.
NASA Need Another Shuttle Also
WACO We Ain`t Coming Out
WACO We`re All Christ Offspring
WACO We Are Completely Outre'
WACO We Are Christ's Outpost
WACO We Are Clinical Outpatients
